In this world, there is a mysterious creature that has soft hair, sharp claws, and eyes that can penetrate people's hearts - that is our cat owner. Raising a cat can bring endless laughter and warm companionship, and of course, it may also bring a series of unique "diseases". Don’t worry, this is not a bad thing. Let’s take a look at what interesting diseases these cat slaves are suffering from.
1. Self-talking sickness
Chatting has never been exclusive to one person. After becoming a cat slave, self-talking has changed from "pathological" to a way of life. Who needs a confidante? With the cat owner here, you will never be alone. Whether it is a proud job or a depressed mood, cats are always the best candidate for listeners—or, the best cat choice. But when others hear your room full of "meow meow", don't blame them for doubting your mental state.
2. Easy toy collection fetish
What else do you know besides knowing that it’s okay that the cat is playing with a thread ball has grown up? Balls, mice, feathers... Cats' toys may be buried in every corner of the home. Why do I always have cat toys in my pocket? Because if cats want to play, I can't let them down!
3. A full magnifying glass of the small trembling meat pad means that it is in a bad mood? After becoming a cat slave, you will find that your observation ability is extremely sharp and the smallest details cannot escape your eyes. Sometimes you can even tell from the cat's slightly jumping walking posture that it has eaten too much today.
4. Exclusive cat translator
"Meow~" may mean "Hurry, my canned fish has not been shipped in the past few days!" And "Meow~" may be saying "If you don't touch my stomach, I will turn your back!" After becoming a cat slave, you not only have your own translation function, but also accurately grasp the subtle changes in each syllable.
5. Endless Patience Superman
From the morning private recitals that woke up early to midnight Run League, the cat slaves have learned to keep smiling in the craziest situations. Even if they just knocked over your beloved vase, you can still tell it with a gentle look: "It doesn't matter, let's buy new ones."
6. Full screen cat picture preservation
The full mobile phone storage prompt is no longer news, because those cat photos updated every day have already occupied an absolute territory. Some people are obsessed with games, some are addicted to movies, and I am only addicted to those photos of cats with different eyes and postures.
7. Quick cleaning skills expert
This is not just the credit of the vacuum cleaner. The problem of cat hair can never be solved, but after becoming a senior cat slave, your cleaning speed can race against the whirlwind. Even if there is an unexpected "gift" (such as a hair spitting ball), you can always recover as before in an instant.
8. Ultimate Soft Heart Holder
The look you see wandering meows on the street is enough to melt the hardest rocks. If you keep a cat, in addition to the cat master, you also accommodate the little lives in the world that need care.
9. All weather is sunny
Even if the sky outside is raining ruthlessly, as long as you go home and see the leisurely and lazy appearance of the cat, your inner world will soon clear up.
10. Are you feeling depressed when you are online at all times? Unhappy? Come and see the nonsensical performance of Master Meow. Mood can instantly change from winter is coming to summer sunshine.
11. Automatic hot compress on your legs
Whether it is a cold current or staying up late to work, there is always the best heat compress on your legs - cats. Their own body temperature and caring companionship are more effective than any hot water bag.
12. When you chat with a cat, you might also imitate its voice. Maybe you can develop in the voice actor world in the future!
13. The unprepared cuteness of the cat is so cute that the cat slaves are willing to suffer. The point is that cats can always magically make you cute when you are most unprepared.
14. The natural stabilizer you carry with you
, hug your cat, and the world becomes warm and peaceful. They are your best static agent.
15. Become the ultimate procrastination master
I really want to finish writing this report, but our Meow is really strong in the computer online.
What you want is such a sweet life. Even if it brings some "side effects", the cat slaves never regret letting their beloved little monsters occupy their daily life. Because dancing with cats, the sweet feelings in life that are called "disease" are the source of true happiness. Let us be sick happily in the cat world!